High Roller Cake

A rich, dark sponge with premium fillings—because you clearly have expensive taste. This single-tier cake features a sleek black buttercream base for a “minimalist” and moody look that screams “I have a secret offshore account.”

The design is decked out with edible dollar cutouts and handcrafted fondant marijuana leaves for that “boho-chic” botanical-meets-billionaire vibe. To finish it off, we’ve added fondant rolled-up bills, because folding your money is so last year. It’s a “cozy,” high-stakes centerpiece for the person who wants to bake the bread, get the bread, and then probably forget where they put the bread. Perfect for a celebration that’s both “highly” successful and slightly suspicious.